Dear America,
On behalf of Geetan, I must apologise and tell you that the liberation of America has been cancelled due to circumstances beyond our control.
Geetan was walking to the shops in order to buy a packet of potato chips (cheese and onion; allegedly) when he met with an unfortunate accident.
Three ton of reindeer shit fell out of the sky and buried him.
It will take some time to dig him out, and thus, until further notice, you will remain at the mercy of the present Administration.
Kind regards
The Geetan Press Office
