Could it be that Colonel Saunders and Colonel Tom Parker are the same person?
Take a look at these uncanny similarities between the two of them and make up you own mind
Colonel Saunders and Colonel Parker
Both called Colonel
Both dealt in a product that, to them, was a chunk of meat
Both make more money out of the product after it died, than when it was alive
Both were bad for Elvis
Both products end up in a box, but only one goes well with French fries
Not only that, but look at this!
Astounding similarities between George Bush and Ganja Bush
BUSH and BUSH
Both alter reality
Both are often called dope
Both may have have spent time in someone's bottom on the way to where they are now
Both can be bought, if you have the right connections
Both can be taken orally... or was that President Clinton?
