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Hmmmmmm...below are various essays/true stories I've written, with the exception of the excellent one by Jon Raney
GEORGE BUSH  ABRAHAM BUSH In which Dubya is compared to Lincoln... BUSH MEANS Just in case there is any doubt I looked him up in a dictionary... BUSH SPEAK Forked tongue dumbass son of a bitch... BUSH MOTHER When I said son of a bitch I meant it... THE FLOOD Bush adds crocodile tears to Hurricane Katrina and the flood waters... AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY IN IRAQ Donald Rumsfeld tells it like it is on behalf of Bush EVEN PIGEONS KNOW THE TRUTH How did Bush become President? THE BALD TRUTH A political comb over  ELVIS BLACK ELVIS Was the King a racist? I don't think so THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT The reverberations of what happened in Sun Studios ODD BUT TRUE What do Colonel Saunders and Colonel Parker have in common?  THE POPE
VILLAGE PAPAL
....or should that be People?  GOD GOD SPEAKS God explains a few things CROP CIRCLES Message from the Gods? AN INTERVIEW WITH GOD yes...really  GEETAN IT'S WAR BOYS I declared war upon America some time ago...you may have missed it... GEETAN GOES TO LONDON ...to see a band GEETAN GOES TO SCOTLAND join us in Scotland I COULD HAVE BEEN THE POPE I had a vision... GEETAN DOES... Rubbish actually PRINCE CHARLES IS A MATE OF MINE ...not OPPRESSIVE REGIMES WELCOME The Chinese in Tibet BROTHER CAN YOU SPARE A CRIME Sticking it to the pensioners GEETAN'S GOOGLES What happens when you google me MUSTARD GAS ON A TURKEY FARM Written before 7/7 MARTYRS Heaven may have a great band, but the audience has a lot of idiots like this in it... WARDENS SUCK A letter I wrote to the 'powers that be' when I got a parking fine... STOP THE WAR...START THE DEMO My experience of the march for peace in London LESLEY AND GEETAN GO SOUTH Lots of dead people and a laptop CHOCKS AWAY Lest we forget. A RAF reunion in Wickenby, Lincolnshire. WHICH ONE IS ME? Travels with Ma to Our Lady of Walsingham TORTURE A robust hat policy indeed SCIENTOLOGY Should you or shouldn't you  JON RANEY
ORIGINALITY An essay on originality by a master of his craft AN INTERVIEW ..with Jon Raney. Jon Raney's Blog This kicks off with a beautiful piece of writing by Jon |
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