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Dr. Hwang Woo Su, a South Korean scientist whose research on stem cells and cloning won him international acclaim, resigned in disgrace.

He admitted to fabricating his groundbreaking paper in which he claimed to have cloned a dog. Surprisingly, there were no headlines saying:-

POPE SHOCKED AT ADMISSION THAT KOREAN MAN ADMITS TO NOT DOING DOGGY DOGGY

Dr Hwang Woo Su apologised to the ‘South Korean people for creating an unspeakable shock and disappointment.'

To soften the blow he added, ‘technology for patient-specific embryonic stem cells belongs to South Korea,’ which, for a scientist is a bit like singing ‘My Heart Belongs To Daddy.’

It is rumoured that Hollywood is interested in making a film based on the scandal.

George 'Cloney' ( hahahahahahahaha ) has been picked as ideal for the male role.